Friday, February 15, 2008

Help a pussy, Laugh at UD

Since I can has minions, I has new mission for you all-- Help a local animal shelter by voting for your favorite kitty or puppy!! From Bissell (a US vacuum company):

Do you want to share the beauty of your favorite pet with the world? We're having a contest to find our next pet model! The winning pet will have their photo on our Pet Hair Eraser vacuum package. We will also donate $10,000 to the Pet Cause of the winning pet parent's choice!
$10,000 bucks to ASPCA, Humane Society, local no-kill shelter, anything! OMG! Now Im not suggesting my minions go vote for my friends adorable liger Walley (hehehe!), but go vote for your favorite and help out a local animal shelter!

But if you need any incentive to vote for Walley, I can assure you that if he wins, the $10,000 will not be going to PETA:


You all know my response to this. While PETAs other two ads have a point, they *kinda* arent in a position to be comparing the AKC to the KKK, considering PETAs position on pitbulls. Put 'nigger' or 'beaner' in place of 'pit bull' and you got yourself a KKK member, dear Ingrid.

Actually-- Klan members just wanted to isolate and control inferior races. Ingrid wants all pits killed. All of them. They are dangerous, evil dogs, out to eat our babies and our souls. Guess that makes her worse than a Klan member. Maybe, oh, nevermind...

That being said, I love this ad.

Why?

TARD FIGHT!!!!! (guilt free reading of UD w00t!)

Round 1-- DLH posts the usual 'Evilutionists think humans are equal to pigs and rats and they hate Jesus'

What does that have to do with Darwinism? Everything. To a Darwinist, you see, there is no distinction between human beings and animals. We all came about by chance; we are made of the same “stuff,” and we all end up as nothing more than dust. Instead of recognizing humans as bearers of God’s image, Darwinism sees us as nothing more than competitively successful bipeds with opposable thumbs. Forget any talk of human dignity.

And that is exactly the worldview that PETA lives by. If Darwinism—which we teach in the schools—is true, then they are right: Slaughtering and eating animals is just as bad as the Holocaust. It is cannibalism. If Darwinism is true, then PETA was correct when it recently compared the American Kennel Club to the Ku Klux Klan for trying to create a “master race” of dogs. Charles Darwin and Ingrid Newkirk are so much on the same page that without Darwin, there could be no PETA. It is a perfect example of following a worldview to its logical conclusion.

Round 2-- DaveTard (unexpectedly) punches back with 'If you kill animals, you hate Jesus and love Satan!':

The connundrum we are left with is a clear vision of God’s creation in a state of perfection which is definitely vegetarian, a savior who lived a sinless life as man and God together who for all the witnessed evidence we have was argualy a vegetarian, various ancient and modern day Christian monastic orders who are vegetarians, and for most of the rest of us a life where we are red in tooth and claw like a lion rather than free of blood like an innocent lamb.

Of course the story goes that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross absolves of us sin and that would include the unnecessary slaughter of animals to consume their flesh. But that doesn’t mean we should be reveling in the killing. We’re supposed to do our best to live a life free of sin. If one accepts the possibility that animal slaughter is indeed a sin then the safe bet is not to do it if hedonistic pleasure is the only real motivation for it. I don’t want to find myself standing before God someday explaining why I took the lives of things when it wasn’t necessary. Do you want to take that risk?

OOOOHH!! DLH got SERVED!

Hilarity ensues. Including wishes to baby Jesus that other UDers will burn in hell. AWESOME.

15 comments:

Moses said...

Eating meat, like chicken, is cannibalism? I don't think someone understands that whole "diversity of species" thing.

Bryan said...

We share a common ancestor with plants. We shouldn't kill plants.

Brett said...

tard fight indeed.
their words were painful to read. horrible logic.

JD said...

In many ways peta-tards are similar to creo-tards. They both have the same irrational belief system that denies the nature of humans and views humanity as superior and separate from nature.

However, the facts are that humans are omnivores. Period. End-of-story.

Our physiology, sociology, ecology, and evolutionary history is inextricably linked to the hunting (or farming), killing, and consumption of meat.

kezdro said...
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kezdro said...

Errr...if eating meat is a sin..

Why did Jesus feed them fish?

Sad when not only can't they keep their stories straight, but the unbelievers do a better job of it..

Aside from that though - Speaking of dogs, when do we get more Arnie pics? (and virology? รด.o)

Michael said...

Wait... Religion on UD? Wasn't Intelligent Design intended to be science and "ix-nay on the od-gay"? I guess I must have been mistaken.

Art said...

DaveTard is seriously making it difficult to consider him an "agnostic" as he and BossTard describe him.

Seriously, UD is run by and frequented by some of the stupidest people I've ever run across, aside from the clever, deep-cover sockpuppets who keep the pot stirred up.

ID Creationism, Poe's Law and sockpuppetry all mixed together make for a bizarre scene.

And it's funny, since DaveTard often makes it appear that the sockpuppets are in charge of UD. Maybe he's he greatest of them all.

-- HalfMooner

Badger3k said...

Considering that PETA supports terrorists, corpse-stealers, and directly killed thousands of animals "because no one would want them" (then dumped their bodies in a dumpster), PETA will never get my support. The old site Animal Crackers (http://brianoconnor.typepad.com/animal_crackers/) has a lot of info on PETAs hijinks and true motives. Really disgusting if you are an animal lover.

That said, I recently saw some anti-evolution tripe (from Florida, IIRC) where this moron says that since we are related to oranges, we shouldn't eat them (he was a creationist, obviously). The "minds" that can come up with these things....

Catt said...

I hate peta.. they don't even realize that most of the time many breeds have their tails cropped for their own safety, otherwise they are prone to cuts and rips. And breedism? I'm sorry, but many breeds were developed to serve a purpose, such as guarding, herding, etc..
Anyways!
Bloody tards, I completely agree with jd, they've got some sort of humans=higher guardian complex. I'm all for good stewardship of nature, but they take things way too far..

Gary said...

PETA members are plant killers.

And did you really ask us to vote for a CAT? What the hell does Arnie have to say about that?

J-Dog

ERV said...

Well, Arnie usually just thinks "NOM!" when he sees a cat, but the cat was there first, and I dont want to split the vote :)

William Wallace said...

I think the AKC as an unintended consequence encourages inbreeding.

But wasn't Darwin a back yard breeder?

Oldfart said...

Does anyone ever note that Vegans boil the young of other living creatures alive? And eat the fertilized eggs of living beings? And consume other living beings raw and still alive?

Being Vegan just means you are trying to salve your conscience of feeling guilty for being a part of the world.

And you do that by pretending you are not killing in order to live.

windy said...

While PETAs other two ads have a point

Still, it would have been nicer if they had concentrated on the contraception part, rather than implying that teenage girls having sex is a bad thing.