Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Musical Evilutionists

Two hysterical musical parodies of ID Creationists--

One old, dedicated to Behe from Torbjörn Larsson:

I cut down facts. I Gish and gallop.
I like to press wild fallacies.
I put on scientist's clothing
And hang around in labs.

He cuts down facts. He Gish and gallop.
He likes to press wild fallacies.
He puts on scientist's clothing
And hangs around in labs?!

He's a creationist, and he's okay.
He lies all night and he lies all day.

One new, dedicated to Dembski from Amadan:
I claim that Dover came about because the judge was activist
I dazzle congregations with my jargon that's distractivist
I never answer awkward questions even if you do insist
I really am the model of a c-design-proponentsist

He never answers awkward questions even if you do insist
He really is the model of a c-design-proponentsist

Spew-worthy intro:
[Note: Malicious allegations have been made that this work somehow plagiarises something by W.S. Gilbert. Nothing could be further from the truth and I emphatically state that I have nothing to apologise for. And I'm really sorry. Comments on this subject are now closed.]
Holy mother of god.



macphail said...

he erm

from a long way away

thank you ERV for enligthening my day


Olorin said...

In place of "I really am the model of a c-design-proponentsist," Amadan could have used a line more like the original: "I am the very model of a c-design-proponentsist."

Or would that be too much like dembskiizing---ah---plagiarizing?

Jay Fuller said...

lol most brilliant use of "c-design-proponentsist" yet

Hey, I just finished a write-up on The Golden Compass. I'd love to get opinions, objections, etc. Pwwease? :D

Brett said...

sounds like somebody should make a holiday album...

AIGBusted said...

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