By taking dessert away from elderly people.
...he notes that older people have high rates of heart disease and high blood pressure and says senior citizen centers, nursing homes and assisted-living centers should not be worsening the health problems of seniors.The rebuttal:
C. Michael Sibilia said, "I'm 86, not 8."*blink*
SHES 86! GIVE HER SOME GODDAMN DONUTS!
Look, Im neurotic about keeping in shape, but so help me god, my future caregivers will learn the meaning of pain if they try to take away my dessert when Im 86. My grandmother lived well into her 90s, and would routinely eat Russel Stovers Chocolate for dinner. We'd just give her boxes and boxes of those things as gifts. Thats all she wanted to eat, and you know what, SHE WAS 94! SHE CAN EAT WHATEVER THE HELL SHE WANTS!
Life isnt worth living without dessert.
Give those folks their pie back.